Max's Master gave some further information on Max (yet another dog denied internet access):
Max seems to be interested in Ellie so beware, Roger..... he is a very handsome moviestar type and highly intellegent..... all his ancestors have schutzhund titles and his father worked on the Los Angelos police dept....
We kept going and then found this missal from Shadow (which helps clear up a few difficulties):
"Dear Roge and Ellie -- How embarrassing! I didn't even know that pillows rupture, and I might never have known were it not for net mentors such as you! I 'll try to rip one open soon. Your defensive tactics against squirt gun assault are fascinating. With your wisdom I can now see squirting in a whole new light. Previously I thought of it as punishment, but now that I think about it, it's nothing but water. I like water, so why not drink it from a squirt gun! It makes so much sense. I mean I drink it from the toilet, so it should be just as satisfying from a gun. As for eating the gun, I'm proud to say that I've tried that, but they have two, so when I chew one, they squirt me with the other. They also seem to be making an effort to keep the weapons out of my reach. Now what's most fascinating is the sad eyes approach you mention, playing on their sympathy. One question though: in order to get sympathy, doesn't the master have to first feel some affinity for you? At the moment they seem to experience only irritation in my presence, particulary last night when they got naked and started wrestling on the bed and I started barking and howling and jumping and putting on a show. I don't think they wanted me to play because they led me gruffly outside. In any case, I shall try the sympathy ploy as soon as they feel less put upon. You are correct in dating the doggie septic field as seven years old. They keep a very big stone on the lid so it's hard for me to get in. I heard master describe it as a Superfund cleanup site. Excavations continue surreptitiously, of course. You suggest chewing tires, and that sounds wonderful! I will try that as soon as possible. Should they be moving or stationary? I hope I didn't tell you my last fun with vehicles, because here it comes again. One morning I woke master up at 4 a.m. and barked like crazy trying to wake up the whole house, so he took me for a ride in his truck, I think to keep me from waking up the other residents. Anyway, I pooped in his truck. Have you ever pooped in a moving vehicle? It's a whole different way to go! I enjoy the challenge of squatting while the truck leans around corners. Master didn't like it much though. He stopped the truck, mumbled a lot, and threw my product on the side of the road. Then he poured baking soda on the remaining stain. Naturally, I ate the baking soda, and then I threw up in his truck! Smellwise, I think it's safe to say that truck is mine! I hope your contraption does include a fridge opener. If you successfully design such a feature I bet you could market it and go global with the marketing. I hope that when I grow up I have your kind of entrepreneurial spirit! all for now, Shadow"
Now this is going to take some answering, so we'll answer using the very useful HTML point format (Master Craig explained it to me yesterday when he was also helping me work on my contraption):
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