Canist, hah, everyone knows cats are more intelligent than dogs.
You have to make holes in fences, we just jump them. No human
structure is keeping us in. And as for your contraption, why Roger
do you persist in trying to copy humans with things? Cats know that
a lap and a full stomach are all one needs for contentment of a
higher kind. I must mention here that I've never met a self actualised
dog, they are too busy chasing fleas up their bottoms and sniffing
their masters bottoms. . Rough up your tongue a bit Roger and
clean up your act.

Spot, I really think that your arguments are so feline that they're hardly worth responding to.

Nevertheless, my comments may serve as a significant reminder to all cats out there of their place in the world:

• it is a well known fact (in other than cat circles) that dogs are far more intelligent than cats - why do you think that dogs are masters' best friends - it's not just because we're better looking
  
• the fact that a cat may egress a compound by possibly climbing higher than a dog is hardly a matter of intelligence - just because you have long toenails doesn't make you smarter
  
• have you ever wondered why masters lock their dogs in, but rarely care where the stupid cat is?
  
• my contraption is not copying humans but represents a real advancement in joint human/canine technology - I'm now going to make sure that it contains a cat disintergration-equalization device (we'll see how smart you are then)
  
• as for the lap and the full stomach - we can see clearly who is master of your domain
  
• as for fleas, I suppose you'd prefer to keep them on yourself
  
• lastly, it's obvious that you don't have a very keen sense of smell - since you'd know the amount of valuable information that may be gleaned from a well-positioned sniff!

Spot, you need take the furball from your own eye before you even think of criticising my ingrown eyelash.

I was feeling a bit adventurous today and decided to go for a tunnel. Master Craig really wasn't very happy - I think he may not yet have forgotten my last adventure. I felt that he did not consider my hurt feelings before he fiendishly stepped in in typical humanistic atavism against the unknown (how's that for self actualised, Spot?).

Today has not been a very happy day.

Take me to the next diary entry!

I'd be very happy if you'd sign Master Craig's visitors' book before you leave (he won't create one for me).

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